Tag: joke
member name: Gail M.
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September 07, 2008 02:02 PM EDT --
Then the fight started
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security . The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver's license . . .
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November 18, 2008 05:27 AM EST --
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct . . .
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November 18, 2008 08:08 AM EST --
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who have gone through labor to make love again.
DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FAMILY PLANNING: The . . .
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November 18, 2008 09:48 AM EST --
A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of
going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his paycheck)
partying with the boys.
When he . . .
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November 11, 2008 04:25 AM EST --
YOU KNOW YOU ARE
LIVING IN 2008 when...
1. You accidentally
enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't
. . .
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November 18, 2008 02:52 AM EST --
Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car
and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the
passenger window and tapped lightly. . . .
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June 20, 2008 06:54 PM EDT --
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
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June 09, 2008 04:21 PM EDT --
A little old lady was walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags, one in each hand. A hole had formed in one of the bags, and
once in a while, a $20 bill would fall out . . .
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March 20, 2008 09:33 PM EDT --
Have you ever over-indulged just a little too much, when it comes to having a 'few' drinks at at a party (or even, heaven forbid, an office party)? Well, Jack did just that! Here's his story: . . .
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